Quatrain of Cow Chow - 7889 - Yorktown Disciple

Quatrain of Cow Chow

Cow Chow - you are not what
you eat

When I saw some cow food
fit for a king, I thought
I might sample
it,

It looked so good I couldn't
resist, decided to chow
down before I had a
fit.

It turns out my digestive tract
is not the same as a
cow, I was
unaware,

I would have died of indigestion
had it not been for vomiting
and belching a
prayer.

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