Quatrain of Cow Gas - 8594 - Yorktown Disciple

Quatrain of Cow Gas

Cow Gas - yikes!

Lest God round up all cows
hereafter and grazingly
capture the
flatulence,

The roundup is thy Savior's
duty, it will help in the
fields with gas
abstinence.

God should have known not
to have skillfully designed
a four legged gas
generator.

Foretold: The bovine will certainly
kill the atmosphere and
mankind will die a cow
hater.

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