6 things not to do while on the Oval Throne
Oval Throne (Toilet)
Never read the bible - the gospels will strain credulity.
Never text your friends - your grunts are embarrassing.
Never do math problems - your answers will be a foul addition.
Never hum your favorite tune - it will sound like a steady flow.
Never smile when finished - everyone will know the source of your sorrow.
Never think of your favorite politician - you may find (him or her) beneath you.
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