Quatrain of Calories
Please, no unctuous food
Calories - energy in food
Oh, Susanna, oh, won't you fry for me,
I come from zero calories, and found you fat free.
Moreover, I laid waste to elevated cholesterol,
Now I'm losing fat, as I watch my weight fall.
I eat only lettuce, maybe a carrot or two,
I come from zero calories, my glycemic index untrue
The burden that I carry, the sins that I shed,
Have come by eating healthy, nibbling foods I dread.
Oh, Susanna, oh, don't you lie for my ass,
I come from zero calories, no longer passing gas.
I shall remain on my diet, forever and a day,
And when I leave this world, I will go right past the
Devil's buffet.
Yorktown Disciple
2003
Calorie Counter
Right here. Yorktown Disciple wants to help you count calories. Go ahead. Check out if you are eating right - or left. Either way, good luck. We hope that by reading Quatrains you have lost a few pounds.
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