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Quatrain of Higher Learning
Quatrain of Higher Learning


Higher Learning - not really


Behold!  If you desire happiness
and live an extra three
years,

You'll need to exercise fifteen
minutes a day; hold your tears.

The dumbing down of America
from Higher Learning out
jogging.

This is science turned on its
head, teaching with pompous
flogging.

Yorktown Disciple
2011
An article in the BBC New Aug  16, 2011


Researchers found, by some strange quark of unscientific questioning, the people who may or may not have exercise 15 minutes a day lived three years longer.  They found this out by asking those folks who died.  The question was simple.  Did you exercise and live longer?  All the dead people answered yes. This is great reporting.  I'm living longer already.
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