Quatrain of Scraggly Beard - 6240

Quatrain of Scraggly Beard

Scraggly Beard - ugly at best

Not much in life is dirtier than
a scraggly beard, gross
to the core of the
chin,

Wearing a mane on your face
was never God's intent,
it is by far the worst
sin.

If you ever wondered why women
don't wear beards, it's because
they are holy and
pure,

Men are dirty by nature, it takes
a lot of effort to stay clean,
nothing more filthy
than facial
manure.

Yorktown Disciple