Quatrain of Toilet Paper - 7073

Quatrain of Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper - can't live without it

Let's be clear, it was God who
invented toilet paper,
it came with the
invention of the
behind,

God knew you can't have one
without the other, surely
and goodness, hygiene
would be
resigned.

No other idea from heaven is
more important, than a wipe
to keep the earth
clean of sinful
bacteria,

If God had only consulted with
me, I would have told Him,
be sure mankind could only
eat from a spiritual
cafeteria.

Yorktown Disciple