Quatrain of Warming Harassment - 5936

Quatrain of Warming Harassment

Warming Harassment - 0h, goodness

Global Warming is actually sexual
harassment, disguised in
weather patterns of
irrational
fear.

Each time it is mentioned the
climate is changing, I feel
naked and played upon
from ear to
ear.

Global Warming is a creepy feeling
that rides up the side of
the buttocks
past glacial
shores,

Each time I am confronted by new
weather patterns, I get a
chill that runs down
into my
drawers.

Yorktown Disciple